The Internet has gone Simple Minded

nobody cares about anything anymore

     What is with the trend on the internet that everything has to be suitable and simple minded as a first grader pop-up book? It used to be fun to go on websites and find fascinating and "creative" websites which it actually was a "talent" to admire. Colorful websites, artwork, original content and enjoyable to see was the name of the game. Sounds like that type of website is a thing of the past, I guess. Current trend in website design is a white background with a few words on it and nothing else. If you have more than that, everyone complains and moans about it because their I-phone don't load it right. You can even see this trend on the "major" sites also. Facebook has become one small, boring strip at the top of the screen. Google is now just a white screen with the name in the middle with a search bar. Is this a trend for simple minds or creative design gone out the window?

     I am not much on sugar coating things and rather give you a staight forward answer. "Creativity has left the building". Nobody cares about anything anymore. Hollywood movies are nothing more than remakes of a remake of a remake. Oh boy, superman movie, but this time, lets put his red panties on the inside of his pants. That movie was garbage, pure, utter, garbage and everyone claims it was great. It was filled with unorganized, random jumping around, make no sense, and impossible to follow storyline (not sure if it had a story). I have lost track of how many times batman and spiderman have been retwerked. I see the new kids movie coming out is named "planes", so much different from the movie "cars" with talking animated vehicles.

     Online gaming creativity has been lost in the mix also. World of Warcraft needs to change its name to World of RepeatCraft. Do the same dailys over and over, then do your dailys again. What a borecraft. Don't forget about clickville, or some people call farmville. oh boy, click, I planted a farm. Lets give people more exciting things to do and we will call it "Farmville 2". It will be so much different. Oh boy, click, I planted a farm (yep, different).

     Television is not even worth watching anymore. Almost every channel you turn on is either "rednecks" doing stupid crap or about some twisted, no talent, annoying woman that is only famous because she made a sex video. If there wasn' for HBO and their great series, I would never even watch tv.

    So this is my rant for today. If you agree or disagree, please leave your comments.


Bob "BadDawg" Dilts
the original GrumpyCat

What is this MyTwerkz and DawgsDump all about?

what you need to know about MyTwerkz and DawgsDump
Albert Einstein
Social Media comes in many forms on the internet, one source is the MyTwerkz funny social group. Huge changes have been taking place in the world of the doghouse and wanted to give you an update on whats happening.

Like many of you website owners know, website host can be your best friend or worse nightmare. One host can store mass information, but cant show a picture without problems. Another site can play hours of music, but won't let you store information. (The list can go on with problems). So to utilize strengths and Make things functional, has branched to a syndicated network of websites. Each site will have its own purpose and original content. Things are going to be changed and added, but to give you an update of plans as they stand for today, here is the proposed plan:
     Social Media site sharing the buzz in comedy, humor, news, video games, entertainment, style, shopping, world news, technology, and original content

Mytwerkz will be the mothership for you to find friends, hollywood gossip, video games and forums (you know the cool things). DawgsDump will be the rant site and a "behind the Scenes" of whats going on in the world of twerking media. It was felt that seperating the two was needed, so one process don't interfere with the other. It is kind of like professional wrestling. You have the people that like the matches, and you have the ones that like the "behind the scenes" (who gonna job for who). This plan has been unofficially named, the Fun and Pun.

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 Storage of media has been a headache, so a plan been started to fix that issue. We are currently using pinterest and as our photo databases. Pictures take up a lot of storage and since they are able to handle this quite well, might as well utilize it. is fast becoming a big favorite because of great people on there and ability to handle gif file animation. Youtube is the plan for videos and video series currently in the planning stages. This may change because of annoying interuptions with their advertisements, instead of just playing the video. Don't get me wrong, they have to pay the bills, but messing with the product is so annoying.

Expectation and reality meet, and sometimes, things have to be changed. The original planned website at may have to be scraped because of database issues. For showcase purposes or showing your images, the website is the top of the list to use for web hosting. Even the most novice of website owners can setup a website to look and act like they want. Only problem the host has, no database for storing articles for the website. It uses third party apps for you to use, but for search engine purposes, it is like you don't even have it or even connected to your website. The great "experts" of the internet cosmos, say to use Tumblr for your website needs. From experience so far, this site has been nothing but a headache to use and take care of and probably will be scraped.

The whole process is a work in progress and will continue to change as ideas come and go. Please stay tuned as things progress and offer your support. If you have any ideas or suggestion, feel free to drop them off.


Bob "BadDawg" Dilts
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Baby, Children, School Humour; Parenting, Teaching Jokes


Baby, Children, School Humour; Parenting, Teaching Jokes

Author: Eren

Teaching is sometimes fun because of boy or girl, kids humor; family and parenting humor are mostly baby or kid, children jokes: funny kids jokes are often humorous parenting, teaching jokes.

One of the popular school pupils' jokes is this: "Oh," replied the school kid, asked if he found the semester examinations easy, "the questions were easy, all right; but the answers were so difficult!"

Kids humour is seen, also, in teaching children grammar: It was nearly the end of the school term, and it was obvious to a teacher that one of his young pupils still could not tell the difference between 'went' and 'gone' -she kept saying "I have went home." The teacher asked the girl to stay behind and write fifty times 'I have gone home'. She did, and added a note: "I have written fifty times 'I have gone home' and I have went home."

In teaching and parenting, children interpret and tell! A teacher sent this note to the parents of the children in her class: "If you don't believe everything that your children say that happened in class, then I won't believe everything that they say that happened at home."

Babies know little -most baby jokes are parent humour or wit: Remarked, "Isn't your baby rather small..?" a teenage mother commented, "Well, I have only been married three months..."

Boy humour can indicate a schoolboy's circumstances: "If you had a Dollar in one pocket," asked the school teacher "and two in the other, of your coat," "what would that be..?" A boy answered, "Someone else's coat, Miss…."

Never enough pocket money influences girl humour too: "I knew all the time," said one of the girls to her friends in a science class, "that the Pound coin would not dissolve in that chemical solution…" Asked how she knew, the school girl explained: "Well, if it was going to, the teacher would have used a penny coin, wouldn't he..!?"

Parenting humour has a humorous reality for all mothers: A loved mother becomes a fallen woman when she returns home from shopping without any toys.

Children jokes and family humour often involve mothers: Asked if she said her prayers before she ate, a child replied: "No; my mother's cooking isn't that bad."

Family jokes on kids humour involve fathers on teaching: When asked by his father if he liked his first day at school, a child exclaimed, "You mean I have got to go again, tomorrow!?"

Teaching is often fun with children's funny assumptions: A school kid thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.

Teaching and school kids jokes use nouns versus pronouns too: A school kid, when asked by the class teacher who invented the radio, replied: "Macaroni."

Many baby jokes and parenting humour are based on names: A couple's friend, upon being told that the expecting parents were considering naming their baby 'Pat', remarked "Pooh.. every 'Tom, Dick, and Harry' (John and Jane Doe) is called that."

School humour and children jokes use kids' innocence: Asked by his teacher why he was late, a child said that he saw a road sign on the way which read: 'Go Slow!'

Kids are clever, the anecdotes of a hailed teacher (the late Orhan Seyfi Ari) tells of his: He forbade his youngest son, then a child, from going out without asking him for a period of time ~the child cleverly picked his time, whenever his father had a siesta, always with an excuse to justify it, woke him up to ask if he could pop out!

This is so in family humour also, as seen in family jokes: A teacher having asked the class to say a few words about someone who they had made happy, one of the children told about his aunt who he spent the weekend with and when he left was happy.

Parenting humour does not, always, include kids humour: In a university parenting research project to get academic data on how many parents knew where their children were, many of the telephone calls were answered by children who did not know where their parents were.

In kid jokes children's vocabulary adds to kids humour: After teaching about the dark ages, and having told children of the many knights they had then, a teacher tested the class by asking why the dark ages were called so -a child answered: "Because they had many nights."

Word meanings can be used, as in this university humour: "I am taking medicine at university," said the student; his friend asked, "Is it doing you any good?"

Wordplay can be less direct, as in this college humour: Student humour defines 'college' with wit, as a fountain of knowledge where one quenches one's thirst.

College jokes can be rather harsh also on teaching staff: The difference between good and bad lecturers is a nap.

Unlike college jokes, school jokes treat teachers gently: When a member of the teaching staff announced that she was going to marry the school caretaker, the head teacher remarked to other teachers: "He swept her off her feet..."

School jokes sometimes are about schools themselves: A humorous traffic sign put up by a school was this: 'Use your eyes! Save the pupils!'

In parenting humour and kid jokes children are innocent: A school kid proudly showed his parents a gold star his teacher gave him -asked what it was for he explained that they all had to rest, and he rested best.

University humour allows ridicule as do high school and college humor: In a law school mock trial the student asked: "When you walked into the bar, did you clearly see Mr. A and Mr. B, together?"; and, answered affirmatively, continued: "And, where were you, at the time?"

In kids jokes, be it boy humour or girl humour, children are never stupid; in parenting, are cute: A bad report of a kid from his teacher upset his parents; "Why am I so?" asked the kid, "Is it my environment or is it hereditary?"

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